Just reporting what I’ve been told in the sober light of day…
First thing to know about Drunk Ray: he's a loyal puppy dog of the waiting-at-yr-door-with-yr-slippers-in-his-mouth variety.
— Ray Mann (@RayMann) November 24, 2018
Drunk Ray is, i'm told, polite, quiet, and much better at German than Sober Ray. If engaged in conversation, he is – again, i'm told – delightfully cheerful, an engaging storyteller, and an entertaining improv comedian.
— Ray Mann (@RayMann) November 24, 2018
If yr in the Gold Members Club, you may receive an affectionate whatsapp msg from Drunk Ray, with updates or just general friendship maintenance.
— Ray Mann (@RayMann) November 24, 2018
If you've had a negative experience with Drunk Ray, please accept Sober Ray's apology on his behalf, and be certain he feels more deeply ashamed than he can say. He'll wait by the door for yr approval, but he won't expect or demand it.
— Ray Mann (@RayMann) November 24, 2018
And if you've had a positive experience with Drunk Ray, please let me know. It doesn't encourage him to make a habit of coming out, but it does make him happy to be liked.
— Ray Mann (@RayMann) November 24, 2018